did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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