You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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