Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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