GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
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