Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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