Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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