I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I understand Curling. That high.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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