Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
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