Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
