Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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