I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Help. Why am I so naked?
You did what with his pubic hair?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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