everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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