On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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