Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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