Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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