wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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