David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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