just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
