I think I just saw someone hide a body.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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