He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Randomize
