It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
