I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I just blew my weed a kiss
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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