Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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