Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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