I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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