Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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