You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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