we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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