As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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