I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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