We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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