I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I need a burrito and a hug.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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