Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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