there was a trapeze. enough said
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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