: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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