if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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