This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
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