ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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