butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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