um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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