Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
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