You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Boobs are out for the taking
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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