it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'm just crazy horny about you
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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