hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Pappa wants mamma naked
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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