Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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