He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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