News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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