Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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