It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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