i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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