David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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